Score: 8

"pretty good"

submission: Supah Mario Dy Es

date: July 19, 2006

Graphicaly this movie doesn't have a lot to boast about. Mario and Wario should be fatter, and Bowser looks like a dude in a suit. Pluss, he talked too much about walling-in people. Wario was really funny though. He didn't talk a lot compared to Luigi, but when he did, his violent breakouts hit the spot. It was especially funny when he started beating up that annoying penguin.

Score: 10

"just wonderful"

submission: Mario's Silent Movie

date: July 19, 2006

Oh, this is such a great movie... The 20's style make's it look like sprite flicks are MUCH older than they are. The accompanying piano music's really nice too. The jokes about Luigi having this "more than thousand words" effect and Mario being this blabbermouth was pretty funny. Along with Luigi getting a mallet in his face all of a sudden.
Just one thing though: You should make that "psy-city" thing a little shorter. It's a little annoying having to watch tat small dude jumping all those platforms every time you're going to watch this.

Score: 0

"there is no hope..."

submission: super marrio parodies

date: July 19, 2006

Unfortunately, the character maximum for reviews is too low for me to properly describe everything that I hate about this movie, so I'll give you a base lowdown.
The graphics are kindergarten-level, the sound has made me hate computer-geek lingo more than I already do, and it's basic meaning is that everyone who doesn't play games; have common sense; doesn't like words like "lol", and especially when they're combined into an unintelligible porrige; are gay.
Farewell. I hope you get caught up in a biological outbreak.

Score: 9

"great movie"

submission: Mario Brothers - Part V

date: July 5, 2006

This is one damned fine movie. Great action and suspense 'n stuff. Although it could need some blood. Some things that bothered me was that the movie wasn't really "Mario". The story and dialogue was far too serious. If you've played Paper Mario you'll know what I'm talking about. The castle scene was really cool. Pieces falling everywhere and stuff. But the thing i hate most about series like these is the tragic finale. Luigi died, Peach died, Mario suicided and Bowser was 100% superevil and died too. Killing off every major character is something i really hate. Nice effect on the lava flow though.

Score: 5

"a few flaws"

submission: Asylum

date: June 4, 2006

Being the cowardly creep I am, i justly set the volume to zero and guessed my way around. Sure, I was pretty creeped out a lot of the time with the atmosphere and stuff. But some of the zombies were just silly. I mean, what was up with that spinhead zombie? And the Mutant-Jellyblob-With-Triple-Zombie-Head-Boss was just too easy. I just fired away at the heads for a while and then I just, "Hey, a full-speed wall fan! Looks shootable!". A half second later the blobhead thingy was splattered all over the place. And while we're at it: Why couldn't you just blast all the zombies to pieces since that there gun obviously had quite a large clip. Oh, and one last thing. Aren't zombies supposed to be slow? That zombie near the end was on the other side of the room, and FLASH, the bastard's close enough to chew my nose.
But still, a good creepmeout game.

Score: 8

"nice one"

submission: Music Video 2

date: April 20, 2006

This movie's good, but the best part was the music, of course. The monster was a bit wierd but, what the hell...
I only find one bad thing about the music: Why the hell isn't it listed in the audio portal?

Score: 9

"cool one"

submission: The Thwomps

date: March 10, 2006

I'd never think someone could make thwomps look that good. But how could the second one fall into the lava? He was hanging over the ground. 'cause you did know right?

Score: 5

"huh..."

submission: Bass Work It!

date: March 8, 2006

Sorry pal, but the position's already taken by a RCR-movie. And sorry, but this was also pretty boring.

Score: 10

"and the prize for best animator goes to..."

submission: Xombie: Chapter 3

date: March 6, 2006

It's really amazing to see what people can do with flash, seriously. With a few tweaks and improvements, the first movies could reach the quality of the later ones. This could've been cool as a motion-picture or something. Although Zoe's voice is a bit infitting for a six-year old.

Score: 10

"Metal Gear dir. cut"

submission: Metal Gear Awesome

date: March 3, 2006

I seriously haven't laughed so much in ages. The Colonel was really funny, but how could Snake shoot him through the codec? The only things I didn't like was the sloppy graphics and the exaggerated facial features. I mean, when Ocelot got his arm cut off, the blood looked more like a laser beam or something. And when Snake talked, his eyebrows was about double his width. Seriously, did you watch too many manga series or what? But hey, the movie's awesome allright.